Italy: questions you didn't even know you had

I'm going to answer the two questions you'll inevitably have about our trip to Italy:

1. Did we buy a Priest-of-the-Month calendar?
2. Did we see an Italian dog in a stroller?

I'm happy to report that the answer to both of those questions is: yes.

Proof of #1

Proof of #2

I don't think the two are related by anything other than sheer entertainment. But you're already a little jealous about #1, aren't you.